April 2011
2 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-10) →
Benighted (27)
Undead Fishtank (26)
Panic! At the Disco (25)
Funeral for a Friend (24)
Efecto Mariposa (18)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-3) →
Nicki Minaj (66)
Anamanaguchi (41)
Behemoth (35)
Fallon Bowman (29)
No Doubt (26)
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March 2011
11 posts
So you assume because I have few posts that I have...
But the fact of the matter is that even if I did have something to say, I wouldn’t say it online, where it is to be preserved and misinterpreted to no end.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →
Britney Spears (113)
The Left Rights (62)
Adele (35)
Sia (34)
Emily Osment (28)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-20) →
Mindless Self Indulgence (128)
Panic! At the Disco (26)
Efecto Mariposa (23)
The Gregory Brothers (21)
Benoît Charest (20)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-13) →
Hypocrisy (68)
I See Stars (42)
Death (35)
Saosin (28)
Buckethead (18)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-6) →
Nicki Minaj (59)
She & Him (35)
Anamanaguchi (30)
Gnarls Barkley (27)
Benighted (21)
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February 2011
27 posts
How to be Batman: Ignorant people who "want to... →
mizzuzspock:
It’s not about Libya.
It’s about you, isn’t it?
“Look at me. Look, I care.”
Angry, over-privileged American with your pretentious I-Will-Change-the-World badge.
The world is so much bigger than you. The world is so much bigger than Libya, and you don’t even bother to look until it’s right…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
Buckethead (91)
Silversun Pickups (30)
Death (30)
Rodrigo y Gabriela (29)
Lucifugum (22)
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When you forget you're signed into your other...
How to be Batman: The Facebook Museum of Stupidity... →
mizzuzspock:
Bob.
Marley? It’s not like there are no cool Bobs. Your sabrinos are named after Bobs.
This is a law.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-13) →
Donkeyboy (50)
Gossip (47)
Keane (43)
Faith No More (37)
She & Him (23)
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If you like this song, you’ll love the rest...
mizzuzspock asked: Best friend, did you know I love you?
“If you took the W in answer, the H in ghost, the extra A in aardvark, and the T...”
– Olive Ostrovsky, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (via mizzuzspock)
I really have nothing to say. I got my own Tumblr so that I could use it, and it turns out I’m not really using it at all. I’m really not a very interesting person. Got back from the hospital today, woo! Hope I recover nice and quick. :)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-6) →
Underoath (32)
Imogen Heap (27)
BT (27)
Venetian Snares (23)
Daisy Chainsaw (18)
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January 2011
29 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-30) →
BT (73)
Serj Tankian (27)
Funeral for a Friend (27)
Röyksopp (20)
Dimmu Borgir (19)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The Almost (41)
Prometheus (38)
Benighted (36)
Orgy (34)
Foo Fighters (33)
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Click me. →
mizzuzspock:
This digital age makes stuff too easy. Communication, at the press of the button. I can’t hide from anybody anymore.
And I don’t really like cell phones. Cell phones allow you to take a person with you, no matter if they’re miles away or right beside you. And when people know your number, they’ll…
But you can’t play telephone with God.
Tell that to Ryuji Takayama.
Eucalypticide
Plot I: Conducting a murder investigation, the police academy submits the fingerprints found on the murder weapon to an analyst, and eagerly awaits the results. Upon getting a message on his phone, the leader of the investigation meets up with the analyst, to find out what he learned from the prints.
Investigator: Well, do we have a match on the prints?
Analyst: No.
Investigator: What? Why not? Haven't I stressed how important this is?
Analyst: Yes, you have.
Investigator: So what's the problem?! Why don't you have these prints analyzed yet?
Analyst: I have analyzed them, and I think you'll be surprised by the results.
Investigator: I thought you said you had no match...
Analyst: Just take a look.
Plot II: Then the analyst hands over a paper with photographs of the prints on them, above about a paragraph of writing with one sentence highlighted.
The More You Know: The fingerprints of koalas are almost indistinguishable from humans.
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
